Happy Halloween!

Happy Halloween to all! In honor of the day, I give you my list of things that are scary to me:

1. How easy it is to get a show on TLC if you have more than 7 children (multiples help, too)
2. Sarah Palin
3. The cost of vet care (this is scary when you have dog who eats t-shirts and socks)
4. Walmart when it is crowded
5. The frequency of natural disasters (e.g., floods and tornadoes) recently occurring in the area in which I live
6. How many people have their own reality TV shows for no real reason
7. How my hanging baskets of flowers get stolen in the summer if I put them in my front yard (I don't do this anymore)
8. What I look like in skinny jeans
9. The Atkins Diet
10. Women who use Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty
11. Girls who use Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty
12. How Halloween has turned into an excuse to dress slutty
13. How attached I am to my flat iron
14. Lindsay Lohan
15. How many calories are in a large blizzard from DQ
16. How good I am at napping